Ok let us be real honest for a second and say Batman is the greatest super hero in the history of the galaxy (and for all you Superman advocates you can shove it) Batman is totally my favorite, but as Christians we cannot let our children watch such horrible shows such as Batman, we must make a knock off... Thus Bibleman was born, fighting the enemy with the armor of God. (yes cheesy I know) what is even worse is that the quality is so poor. I mean really people if you want to combat something like Batman you should at least make it look like it wasn't filmed with a $4 digital camera or a cell phone camera. Put some work into it. Now I do not know if you have ever watched Bibleman, I will go ahead and say I saw it live and I had a poster (REPRESENT!) Right next to my Batman poster! What if they battled? Would Batman or Bibleman prevail... Let us find out.
1. First battle point goes to... Batman.
Batman leaped from a skyscraper crashed through a window and beat up about 15 guys and then hooked on a plane and flew back out of the window he came in, top that Bibleman... He cannot. Batman was trained by the League of Shadows, whilst Bibleman was just some rich guy who chose to be a superhero... hmmm familiar sounding... Oh ya Batman is exactly the same. batman has cooler gadgets though and if it came down to the fist fight to death, batman would surely have the upper hand.
2. Second battle point goes to... Bibleman
He has a black sidekick, you cannot beat that. Robin is little sissy girl (especially in that God awful movie Batman and Robin) until of course he becomes Nightwing who is simply off the hook. Conrad (Bibleman's sidekick) is actually decent and can hold his own... Oh and did I mention he is diverse, which gives Bibleman the nod on this one.
3. Third battle point goes to... Batman.
Ah here we are, gadget time. Basically Bibleman and Batman are the same minus a few differences. Both are rich and chose to be good vigilantes to save their selected cities, both have gadgets and what not, but Batman is superior. He has everything and have you seen the Batmobile lately? Bibleman's $7 dollar lightsaber he confiscated from a child in church does not match up to the awesomeness of what is Batman all around, and really Bibleman, a lightsaber? That makes me mad on so many levels because he has not been trained in the Jedi arts. HE HASN'T! I know what you are thinking, Luke had his Lightsaber before he finished all his training. blah blah blah, Luke Skywalker saved this galaxy impending doom, the only thing Bibleman has saved us from is laziness. So in the end Batman would destroy the lightsaber and slice open Bibleman with his batarang end of story.
4. The fourth point goes to Bibleman
He is a christian superhero and since this is a christian blog I have to give him props for that, although considering how opposed to homosexuality we are in the church, could we have picked a gayer looking superhero... More to come later. He does serve Jesus and puts on the armor of God, so since God is helping him he would have Batman there.
5. The fifth point goes to Batman.
Bibleman wears purple which is super gay. Batman wears slick black and it looks PIMP. Therefore, everyone would agree Batman based on sheer looks would win.
6. THE WINNER IS BATMAN
Come on guys, did you expect different... Batman faces off with people like the Joker and two-face, the toughest foe Bibleman faces is the Lord of Greed. So in the end Batman would win out because he is pure awesome. Bibleman does have like 4 sidekicks which is a bit much, but maybe if he didn't carry that lightsaber and wear purple he would be better. It wouldn't even be a fight. Batman wins out in this one... Better try next time Bibleman, maybe you should get a producer.
But be on the watch out for the upcoming movie Bibleman versus Damien:The Child from Hell, set to release this year... Will it be better than the Dark Knight?
HAHAHAHA no, it won't even be close.
